September 16, 2009 1st kid: Breastfeeding on demand. 2nd kid: Fed on a loose...– the twitters
Tweets from Her First Year #2
08-21-2009 I just walked into the girls’ room to get The Baby up from nap. Found her SITTING UP in the crib. She looked at me like, “your move, lady.” 09-02 The Baby is determined to get peaches up her nose today. I’m tempted to hand over the spoon and let her at it. 09-03 The Baby is now refusing to sit and play like a nice girl. She wants to stand and yell. She fits in...
Tweets from Her First Year #1
03-07-2009 Just looked at the baby and said, “Why are you being so chubby?” 04-17 I am amazed at how Bellah manages to puke in exactly the spot where the bib is not. 04-24 Bonus points: as I leaned in to kiss her cheek, The Baby burped in my face. 07-30 I’m raising a bunch of nudists. Even The Baby is happier when she’s nekkid. 08-04 I think The Baby is trying to cough...
02-25-11 Today’s #DestructoTot: The Baby broke a years-old bottle of...– the twitters
#DestructoTot said, “I just pulled a boogie off my outside nose...– #DestructoTot tweets