September 16, 2009
1st kid: Breastfeeding on demand. 2nd kid: Fed on a loose
schedule. 3rd kid: “Oh crap, I forgot to nurse the baby!”
1st kid: Organic babyfood. 2nd kid: Mushed bananas. 3rd kid:
Leftover pizza crust.
1st kid: Babyproof entire house. 2nd kid: Take away sharp
objects. 3rd kid: “Man, I hope she doesn’t poke her eye out with those