October 2011
18 posts
“September 16, 2009
1st kid: Breastfeeding on demand. 2nd kid: Fed on a loose...”
– the twitters
Tweets from Her First Year #2
08-21-2009 I just walked into the girls’ room to get The Baby up from nap. Found her SITTING UP in the crib. She looked at me like, “your move, lady.”
09-02 The Baby is determined to get peaches up her nose today. I’m tempted to hand over the spoon and let her at it.
09-03 The Baby is now refusing to sit and play like a nice girl. She wants to stand and yell. She fits in...
Tweets from Her First Year #1
03-07-2009 Just looked at the baby and said, “Why are you being so chubby?”
04-17 I am amazed at how Bellah manages to puke in exactly the spot where the bib is not.
04-24 Bonus points: as I leaned in to kiss her cheek, The Baby burped in my face.
07-30 I’m raising a bunch of nudists. Even The Baby is happier when she’s nekkid.
08-04 I think The Baby is trying to cough...
“02-25-11
Today’s #DestructoTot: The Baby broke a years-old bottle of...”
– the twitters
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August 2011
9 posts
“#DestructoTot said, “I just pulled a boogie off my outside nose...”
– #DestructoTot tweets
